Frost Blade She was in an explotion at an ice cream shop. She was alive. But she had swalloed 52 ice cubes! She was so cold that one side of…
Real Life Heroes
T-Shirt Ninjas
When the wife is away, the t-shirt ninjas come out to play.
Under a Brazilian Moon
I’ve been reading The Hobbit to the girls every night. It’s holding their attention but I stop every now and then to make sure they are getting some of the vocabulary. Last night, we read a passage that said the moon was “waxing.”
Me: Anya, do you know what it means when someone says the moon is “waxing?”
Anya: I think so.
Me: What do you think it means?
Anya: Well, the moon doesn’t have any hair.
Me: …
Grilled Mac & Cheese
So Patti is off having lunch with a friend today, and it was up to me to make lunch for the girls. Anya suggested mac and cheese, but seemed less…
Anya Walks the Line
Listening to Johnny Cash: The American Albums in the office. Anya comes in.
Anya: Who is this?
Me: It’s Justin Beiber.
Anya: If Justin Beiber sounded like this, I might actually listen to him.
That’s my girl.
Heroic T-Shirts
The girls and I decided to do a craft project tonight as Patti was at Costco buying 55 gallon drums of Miracle Whip and other such bargains. I picked up some…
Next, on Face-Off
I bought the girls a jumbo egg of “Silly Putty” today. I came out of the kitchen and found them playing Face-Off (per the SyFy special effects and makeup show) with…